So I’m halfway through a 7 1/2 hour train journey from ‘Tup North’ to ‘Dayn Saaf’ – Darwen to Barnstaple.
Tired, Nicotine hanging and still on-heat I’ve had better train journeys. Saying that I managed to smile for the camera in the photo above (taken 30 minutes ago outside ‘Bristol something or other’). It’s amazing how happy you feel when you remember you’ve got red dungarees on!
My penurious attitudes to buying internet top-ups leaves me stranded with my laptops music collection. I have thus far in life, managed to migrate 90% of myself onto the internet and music was the first one to get the upload. Now, with the total shift long complete, the only things left on my laptop are those albums I never bothered listening to in the first place and esoteric erotica. Shying away from a train-wank I’m balls deep in listening to the first (although a train wank might still be on the cards).
What turned up wasn’t too bad. Now people often call me a handsome, generous and well endowed man. So what would I become if I didn’t share ‘not bad’ with you? If I only gave you the cream of the crop?
YOU’D PROBABLY GET FAT AS CREAM IS BAD FOR YOU.
Palpitation – In five years (Niva Remix)
Of Oceans – Love not Limbo
The Naked and Famous – Punching in a Dream